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The Billionaire Inside Your Head

Full-Length Play, Dramatic Comedy  /  1w, 2m

Will Lord

A biting satire questioning the value of motivation, and what it may end up costing you.

The Billionaire Inside Your Head

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  • Cast Size
    Cast Size
    1w, 2m
  • Duration
    Duration
    90 minutes
  • Audience
    Target Audience
    Adult

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Summary

Rise. Grind. Hustle. Repeat. And repeat. And repeat... Lifelong best friends Richie and Darwin are on the lowest rung of the corporate ladder, stuck in the basement together with decades of old case files to work through. Darwin's morning routine is an episode of Seinfeld and a spliff; Richie's an ice bath, meditation, and Jack Dorsey's 7 minute workout. When an opening becomes available as a Junior Associate, it presents the opportunity to fly up the ranks faster than SpaceX's latest rocket. The only things that might prevent that awesome LinkedIn update? The voice of Richie’s OCD whose demands are getting harder and harder to keep up with, and the fact that Darwin's mum just happens to be the CEO calling the shots.

History

The Billionaire Inside Your Head was first performed at Hampstead Theatre Downstairs on 19 September 2025.

Performing Groups

RICHIE – early/mid-twenties.

DARWIN – early/mid-twenties. Also portrays STEPHANIE, mid-twenties.

NICOLE – late forties/early fifties. Darwin’s mother and Richie’s boss.

THE VOICE – lives inside Richie’s head. Played by the same actor as Nicole.

  • Time Period Present Day
  • Setting

    In a basement office.

  • Duration 90 minutes

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  • Minimum Fee: £55 per performance plus VAT when applicable.

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